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FAQ

How am I supposed to live without you now that I’ve been loving you so long?

At first you’ll be afraid, you’ll be petrified.  You’ll keep thinking you can never live without me by your side.  But then you’ll spend oh so many nights thinking how I did you wrong, and you’ll grow strong, and you’ll learn how to get along.  You will survive.  As long as you know how to love, you’ll know you’re still alive.

Those were just the lyrics to I Will Survive.

Well your question was just Michael Bolton lyrics, so there.

What is love?

While most would assume the answer is “baby don’t hurt me”, they are WRONG.  This is not an answer at all, but rather a plea from Haddaway for an honest answer.  As for the actual answer, some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed.  Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.  Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need.  But I say that sounds pretty stupid.

Do you believe in life after love?

Yes, but more importantly, I believe in magic in a young girl’s heart and I believe in miracles.  Where’re you from, you sexy thing?

Fellas!

Yeah!?

Has your girlfriend got the butt?

Hell yeah!  (Although as a gentleman of the Caucasian persuasion, I am less fond of the enlarged posterior as Sir Mix-A-Lot.  I’m sure he would prefer a ‘donk of my caliber.)

Why is it SIR Mix-a-Lot?

In the early 90’s, Bartholomew James Miksalöt was knighted by the Queen for his philosophical work Amo Magnum Culum.  He was thus named Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Who is even asking you these questions?

Usually my iPhone.

What is the Konami code?

The Konami Code was created by Kazuhisa Hashimoto, who was developing the home port of the 1985 arcade game Gradius for the NES. Finding the game too difficult to play through during testing, he created a cheat code to give the player a full set of power-ups. He forgot to remove the code (↑↑↓↓←→←→BA), so it remained in the game. There are countless tributes to it in various games like the newest Bioshock and websites like Facebook and Marvel (a while ago), as well as a few others.

I don’t understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?

No! That’s how it’s supposed to feel!

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