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Category Archives: JCMU

The chronicles of my travels during my first study abroad.

Maibara – Old McDonald Had Too Many Damn Animals

This post is part of The Lost Chronicles, a series of entries exploring my previous journeys to the land of the rising sun. A few days after my graduation, I went with a few volunteers to put on 3-4 short classes to teach English to kids of various ages. We had met a few times […]

Final Weekend – Hikone: Will Heather Find a Job That Won’t Interfere With a Tan?

Welcome to The Lost Chronicles, a series of posts I forgot to update previously thought to be lost forever. Here we explore my previous journeys through the land of the rising sun. The first entry was written after my graduation from JCMU, but was never posted because of no Wi-Fi ninjas. Hajimemashou. For my final […]

Wk 8 – Kyoto Pt. 2: Me Love You Long Time

I’m back! Miss me? Of course you did (unless I’ve seen you in the past few days). Well, let’s get started! Fun Fact: The world’s highest dive was from 177ft. high. What does that have to do with Japan? Nothing, but I can’t think of anything, and it’s on this box of Cocoa Puffs. First […]

Mini Update 4: Still Alive

Don’t you hate it when your favorite show stops running new episodes for a while even though the season’s not over? So do I, that why I’d like to apologize for the lack of updates lately. It’s only been two weeks, but with all I’ve done, it feels much longer than that. I wanted to […]

Mini Update 3: New Feature and Fireworks!

ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE! Are you too young, too old, or too uncool to get some of Curtis’ references? Do you find yourself thinking, “What the is he talking about?” Do you feel the need to Google things, but are too lazy to do so? Then check out the brand new Mouseover! By just hovering […]

Wk 7 – Nagoya Pt. 2: Licking Doorknobs is Illegal on Other Planets

Fun fact: Long ago, sumo was an important ritual at the imperial court. Representatives of each province were ordered to attend the contest at the court and fight. They were required to pay for their travels themselves. The contest was known as sumai no sechie, or “sumai party.” This week I’d like to apologize to […]

Wk 6 – Kanazawa: Keep in Touchy

Fun fact: Umi no Hi (Marine/Ocean/Sea Day) is a Japanese holiday where people give thanks to the sea and everything it has provided them. It’s a lot like Labor Day in that everybody gets of work/school, but nobody really gives a crap about it otherwise. I’ve realized that since I’m in Japan, and it’s near […]

Mini-post: Photo update

I finally received some pictures from my trip to the elementary school, so I uploaded them. You can view them in the normal Pictures tab or under “Elementary School“. I also realized that I had not created a separate tab for the Gifu pictures, so that has been added as well. The pictures were there […]

Wk 5 – Gifu: “They call me Plays-with-Squirrels”

Fun fact: Even Asians can’t always tell each other apart. According to a website that shows people of various Asian backgrounds and asks the user to distinguish between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean, the average score was a mere 7 out of 18. So don’t worry, you’re not racist (well, you might be, but not because […]

Wk 4 – Osaka: 7-Eleven food is delicious!

Fun fact: Contrary to popular belief, I like to oot (oot oot) ooples, but not banoonoos. This week I’d like to apologize to my Aunt Debbie for what I just bought my little cousins. To keep it a secret, I won’t say, but can assure her that it’s not a sword, nor is it something […]

Wk 3 – Gamagori: I don’t wanna go home

Fun Fact: Not only is Mr. Roboto not the national anthem, but most Japanese people have never even heard of it! So I got bored with just listing the place for a title, so I’m adding titles now. When I first started this blog, I considered doing clever titles, but thought it might be too […]

Weekend 2 – Kyoto

This week I’m going to apologize to photographers. I have minimal knowledge of how my camera works, and maximum apathy for the rule of thirds and all that. Any following of such rules is merely instinct or coincidence. Also, for a while my camera was on a weir setting where it would include more than […]

Weekend 1 – Nagoya

As my classes begin, I’m starting to realize how much work it’ll be, regardless of it mostly being review. Because of this, in spite of how exciting I’m sure it’d be to write and read about every little thing I do every day, my entries will mostly focus on the weekends, and random details of […]

First week

I’m going to apologize to OCD people for my lack of verb tense agreement. I’m writing different things at different times, and also I don’t care. If you wonder why I use so many parentheses, it’s just because that’s how my brain works and makes it easier for you to keep track of important stuff. […]

My arrival

TSA pre-check is one of the greatest things ever, I highly recommend getting it if you fly even kind of often. The TSA agent told me, “all you have to do is not beep”. Just like the good old days. Once getting through security and enjoying my final dining experience of Burger King (yes, dining […]